Women's Trick Questions


Women need and want to be constantly reassured, they thrive on insecurity. They are emotion-driven creatures, and sometimes can be irrational. This is why they often put us men to the test by asking what seem to be innocent and harmless questions, but very different in reality. These questions are designed to make a man fail and suffer a merciless punishment for failure. Here are a few of the most common question women use trap men, along with possible responses, even if you don't mean it, they're still better responses that the truth.

"What are you thinking?"
- Women believe that the sun and universe revolve around them. So when a women asks this question, what she really means is: are you thinking about me right now? Her female psychology drives her to imagine that she dominates your thoughts the whole time.


Bad responses
  • The game tonight
  • Have you seen the new neighbor who just moved in across the hall?
Good responses
  • I was thinking how pretty you look today
  • I was just thinking what a lucky guy I am to even know you.


"Do you think I'm fat?" - What she's really asking is, do you think i'm sexually attractive, even though I haven't been inside of a gym in five years? This is like a trick question, because she knows she's fat, otherwise she wouldn't be asking the question in the first place. She wants you to lie, but you can't be obvious about the fact that you're lying.

Bad responses
  • Yeah, you could lose a few
  • compared to who?
Good responses
  • Just look at her in utter amazement that she could even ask such a question
  • Don't answer directly. Say something like, "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen.


"Are you attracted to my brains or my body?" - This is a perfect trap. If you answer that it was her intelligence and charming personality, then she'll come back with, "So you think i'm ugly?" And if you mention the latter, prepare to run.

Bad responses
  • Openly leering at her breasts
Good responses
  • You're the perfect combination of beauty and brains.


"If you could sleep with one of my friends, which one would it be?" - This is the test of your loyalty.

Bad responses
  • Wishfully naming one of her friends as your brain throws up images of a torrid threesome
  • Or worse is saying "It would be a tough choice between... and...
Good responses
  • You're so beautiful that I wouldn't want to sleep with anybody else.
  • I've never thought of any of your friends that way, so I really couldn't pick one


"Do you love me?" - What she's really asking is, "Is this relationship going to end up in marriage or am I just wasting my time here with you?" Women look at dating and relationship as business, and if she's not going to realize a future profit, then she will have no further use for you.

Bad responses
  • I guess so
  • That depends on what you mean by 'love'
Good responses
  • Sidestep a direct answer, say something like"You're the perfect woman. I love being around you"


"How many women have you slept with?" - In her mind, she's really saying "How could you possibly have had sex with anyone other than me?", "Do you still think about these women?" and "Were they better sexual partners than I am?"

Bad responses
  • Starting to count on your fingers, then moving on to your toes
Good responses
  • I can't remember, because since I met you, no one else matters.

These are just a few examples of her trap questions, and there are plenty more in her arsenal. Don't feel by about lying to her because what she's really after is psychological reassurance. Just make sure that you're constantly alert and vigilant, or you might just fall.
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